Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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