I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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