i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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