can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
