1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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