Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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