It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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