I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That accounts for only three of the penises
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
