You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
