he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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