my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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