I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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