And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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