JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
