i just had sex bonerless
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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