Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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