it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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