How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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