i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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