If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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