its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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