is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it's like heaven, but drunker
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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