My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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