I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You left your phone here
Wait...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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