Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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