is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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