I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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