she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is wine microwaveable?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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