Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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