I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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