not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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