i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I checked into jail on foursquare
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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