Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
