She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
