wanna go halves on a baby?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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