wat bout pragnant strippers??
The best revenge is premature balding
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
