I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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