you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
