im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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