maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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