I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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