I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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