Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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