Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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