There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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