Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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