butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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