girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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