I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
