Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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