No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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