Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
