WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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