How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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