is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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