just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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