i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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