im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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