How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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